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Jesse/Methzbow
Artist | Student | Traditional Art
Lithuania

{Sludgey/Jesse | They/Him |Born on 19th of March}

✖My alt. accounts are sludg33y and Methzbow been using this site since 2009
Things I like: horror, zombies, animals, vintage stuff, obscure stuff, music, video games, avant-garde, experimental art,art in general, b-movies, books.
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x. x. x./// LINKS ///x.x.x.
My Art Blog sludgeygutz.tumblr.com
ask me stuff ask.fm/sludg33y
My neopets www.neopets.com/userlookup.pht…
anime list thing myanimelist.net/profile/Sludge…
last.fm www.last.fm/user/Silent-Fox


Interests
Unplug yourself from the internet. Yes, friends, that is the greatest solution for modern procrastination alright. I've decided to add a limit for my own sake, so maybe now I'll finally be able to get some work done. Just don't worry if I'm more rarely around than usual. Also if YOU TOO suffer and cannot escape the awful grips of procrastination, then you really need to cut down on that gaming/tumbling/social networking/internet browsing self suiciding/general netting time because everything needs to have a limit.
  • Mood: I Have To Pee
  • Listening to: Kraftwerk
  • Reading: books
  • Watching: A Clockwork Orange
  • Playing: with your brain bits
  • Eating: your heart out
  • Drinking: it in
That's right, I got hospitalised for the 3rd time and I'm just hoping that I won't need any surgeries...

Sorry, but I obviously won't be around for a while ._.

Update: I'm back. Fuck hospitals.
  • Listening to: X
  • Reading: X
  • Watching: X
  • Eating: your heart out
  • Drinking: it in
SCHOOL CONFESSIONS
[x] Talked back to a teacher. (sorta..)
[ ] Been kicked out of a class.
[ ] Worn your pajamas to school.
[x] Had your tooth fall out during school.
[ ] Gotten yourself lost in your school. 
[x] Broken the dress code in your school. (a LOT of times)
[x] Completely and utterly failed a test.
[x] Left your class without asking anybody. (sorta)
[x] Missed a whole week of school for something stupid.
[ ] Thrown up your lunch in school. 

HOME LIFE CONFESSIONS
[x] Argue with your parents a lot.
[x] Argue with your brother[s] a lot. (only when I talk honestly, lol)
[ ] Argue with your sister[s] a lot. 
[ ] Do your own laundry. 
[ ] Cook dinner once in a while.
[ ] Are loud and obnoxious at home. 
[x] Wear pajamas when you are not going to go anywhere.
[x] You sleep in very long. 
[x] All you do is watch television/go on the internet. (plus play games, draw and read a billion books)
[ ] Your parents are divorced.
[ ] Your family makes you cry a lot.
[ ] One or both of your grandparents live with you.
[ ] You can't stand being with your parents. 

FRIEND CONFESSIONS
[x] You currently dislike one or more of your friends. (*ahem* "friends", if you know what I mean. note the quotation marks)
[ ] You are jealous of one or more of your friends. 
[x] You have known a friend your whole life.
[ ] Your friends are all taller than you. (only a few are)
[x] You have been ditched by a friend.
[ ] You have memorized a friends phone number. (once, maybe)
[x] You have lost/forgotten a friends phone number.
[ ] You have been to most of your friends houses.
[x] You love most of your friends.

HABIT CONFESSIONS
[ ] You bite your nails.
[x] You have an odd obsession with knives. (not much of an obsession, more like a moderate interest in them)
[ ] You cannot sleep with the door closed.
[x] You cannot sleep with the door open.
[x] There is at least one sound you cannot stand. 
[ ] You write stories about mad cannibalistic serial killers. 
[?] You are good at telling lies. (i'm really not sure...)

LOVE CONFESSIONS
[ ] You currently like/love someone. 
[x] You want to kill one of your exs. (I'm so childish C: )
[ ] You can't stay committed for an unusually long time.
[ ] You get bored of your crush/bf/gf easily.
[ ] A crush/bf/gf has called you self-centered before.
[x] Your ex has dumped you for another person. :(
[x] You don't want a bf/gf at the moment.

PERSONAL OPINION CONFESSIONS
[?] You hate George Bush. (I do consider him an idiot though, but idk..)
[x] Gay marriage is fine by you. 
[x] Boys make better friends than girls do. (maybe? if it's a really cool/intelligent person, then their gender never matters to me tbh)
[ ] Pink is an ugly color.
[x] Needles aren't so horrible. 
[ ] Human flesh tastes like fine aged veal. 
[x] You have plenty of secrets. 

"HAVE YOU EVER" CONFESSIONS
[ ] Fallen up the stairs.
[ ] Had your shoelaces tied together.
[ ] Had a nail fall off. 
[ ] Captured, Manipulated, or Destroyed a soul. (wtf??)
[ ] Worn something inside out for a whole day. 

Finally done with this, yay
  • Mood: Neutral
  • Listening to: Podcasts
  • Reading: My Struggle by Booji Boyyyy
  • Watching: Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
  • Playing: Silent Hill 2
  • Eating: your heart out
  • Drinking: it in
TAGGED BY :iconcoffinlimbs:

ONO. WHYY.

RULE 1. You can only say Guilty or Innocent.

RULE 2. You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks! Feel free to ask.

Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the fun. Copy and paste this into your journal, delete my answers, type in your answers and tag 5-10 of your friends to answer this. Then see what happens. 

--

1. Asked someone to marry you?
innocent

2. Kissed one of your friends?
innocent

3. Danced on a table in a bar?
innocent

4. Ever told a lie?
guilty

5. Had feelings for someone whom you can't have?
guilty

6. Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
innocent

7. Kissed a picture?
innocent

8. Slept in until 5 PM?
innocent

9. Fallen asleep at work/school?
innocent

10. Held a snake?
innocent, sadly :^((

11. Been suspended from school?
innocent

12. Worked at a fast food chain/restaurant?
innocent

13. Stolen something?
guilty

14. Been fired from a job?
innocent

15. Done something you regret?
guilty

16. Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose?
innocent

17. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
innocent

18. Kissed in the rain?
innocent

19. Sat on a roof top?
innocent

20. Kissed someone you shouldn't?
innocent

21. Sang in the shower?
Guilty

22. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
innocent, pls don't do eeet. I hate water.

23. Shaved your head?
innocent, but I wish.

24. Slept naked?
guilty, faggots B^)

25. Had a boxing membership?
innocent

26. Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
innocent

27. Been in a band?
innocent

28. Shot a gun?
guilty as fuck C:

29. Donated Blood?
innocent, my blood is acid.

30. Eaten alligator meat?
innocent

31. Eaten cheesecake?
guilty, i think. i don't remember.

32. Still love someone you shouldn't?
innocent

33. Have/had a tattoo?
innocent, wish I could get one tho

34. Liked someone, but will never tell who?
guilty, maybe.

35. Been too honest?
guilty guilty GUILTYYY, WHOOPS!

36. Ruined a surprise?
Innocent

37. Ate at a restaurant and got so bloated that you couldn't walk afterwards?
innocent

38. Erased someone in your friends list?
guilty

39. Dressed in a woman's clothes (if you're a guy) or man's clothes (if you're a girl)?
guilty

40. Joined a pageant?
innocent

41. Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?
guilty

42. Still have communication w/ your ex?
innocent

43. Cheated on someone?
innocent 

44. Got totally drunk one night when you had an important exam the next morning?
innocent

45. A total stranger treated you by paying your fare?
innocent

46. Got so angry that you cried really hard?
guilty-ish?

47. Tried to stay away from someone for their own good?
guilty

48. Thought about suicide? 
guilty 

49. Thought about murder?
guilty....

:iconsuddenhappinessplz:

50. How about Mass Murder?
guilty :iconmedicrapefaceplz:

51. Rode in a stranger's vehicle?
innocent

52. Stalked someone?
guilty :iconknucklesrapefaceplz:

53. Had a girlfriend/boyfriend
guilty

Tag some folk: ughh idk man...a lot of them either don't use dA anymore, or just don't care about these things...hmm.
:iconwarmscarft: :icondickstroya: and those of you who I know wanna do this, but I won't tag you anyway cuz 2lazy
oh and :iconkartoffelofpain: but i'm 99% sure he's not doing this since 1. he's busy and has a life (unlike me) and 2. his inbox is more stuffed than ke$ha's vasheyna C: C: *highfives self for using two really old inside jokes* :iconmingtearsplz:
but WOO!! I'M DONE!!!! NOW I'M GONNA GO AND PLAY GTA ON MY PS2!!! :iconcarltondanceplz:
  • Mood: b0x0rz-less
  • Listening to: DEVO
  • Reading: My Struggle by Booji Boyyyy
  • Watching: Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
  • Playing: GTA
  • Eating: gross shit
  • Drinking: special snowflake tears
"Trigger" warning: very angry opinions, may harm the feelings of sensitive otherkin individuals. Please do not read if you are easily offended. Duty now for the future.

short version: 99% of all otherkins are crazy, dangerous and dumb. 1% of them may be safe, mentally healthy individuals. 

it's 3AM and I'm gonna rant again, because I just found this:
pluandfawn.tumblr.com/triggers
and
pluandfawn.tumblr.com/ndy

this person mentions that they are afraid of rubber bands because they were "abused" by someone who used them. I'm fucking sorry, but in my days I would get hit in the head several times by a BIG HUGE-ASS BOOK. It's people like this that make me think that parents should start actually whooping their children again. At least I got some decent punishment to help me realise that I shouldn't be a brat. I still have a hard time comprehending the "logic" of these people and can't believe that they even exist. What is up with this asinine shit??
I have probably only talked to one otherkin person who seemed like a decent human being.  But every other otherkin I come across, I keep getting dumfounded, vastly amazed at their barely existing 'intelligence', or lack of it therefore. They range from greatly aggressive to amazingly stupid to a cross between the two of those. fuck. I mean fuck fuck FUCKING HELL NO. 
I hate otherkins, I love to laugh at otherkins. And if you're an otherkin, does that mean that I'm automatically going to assume that you're the typical type that is in desperate need of mental help? No, not really. I hate religion, and yet I have managed to maintain a great friendship with a christian because they were a decent person that always felt good to be around with. But unfortunately, most otherkins are dumb, but even so I doubt all of them are. There's probably some decent otherkin people out there, who knows. Personally, I believe there MIGHT be a chance that a human could of been an animal in a past life but I also highly doubt it. ALSO there have now literally been otherkin individuals who have PHYSICALLY HARMED other humans by biting on them like wild dogs, all because they thought that they were a wolfkin....pretty goddamn terrifying, to know that we live on the same planet as these people.
If you're otherkin, I hope you're the good kind. And if you are, then great for you, enjoy life. But if you're one of those provokingly stupid otherkins, then please stop doing whatever you are and think about your life. Then think about how other people feel around you. Then change yourself or at least try to keep things to yourself. Of course, there's most likely no point in me saying that, because if a person is delusional and dumb then the chances of them 'snapping out of it' and realising that what they're doing is truly asinine, is quite slim. That's just how people of today are, that's how people were before it, and that's probably how it's always going to be. 

Ok. ok? comprende? ok, good.

Oh and one last thing while I'm on this: I hate hate HATE a lot of self-proclaimed transgendered people on dA/tumblr, because many of them are just pesky teens pretending to be trans because it's a trendy net thing these days. No, being trans is not cool. It fucking sucks ass. It's fucking bullshit already that actual trans people go through a lot of shit because of the way they were born. and yet, all of these teenage horseshitters decided to become transpotatoes, goddamned transpuds. noooo noo no no. no. these fake tranies are only making actual trans people look like a big joke, and that just REALLY pisses me off. Quit making trans people look bad, take your special snowflakeness somewhere else already.

O.K. I am done. That's all for now. That's all I know. This is the end.


Important note: If you wish to comment on something and give out your own personal opinion that is different from mine, please keep in mind that i most likely don't care all that much, and that you should attempt to restrain yourself from talking about it unless you deem it as a necessary thing. If it be so, then go ahead. Tell me your thoughts, but do it in a civilised manner. I will read through it and answer to you as kindly as possible.
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  • Watching: x
  • Playing: x
  • Eating: x
  • Drinking: x

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dat ppyramid head doe. IF YOU HAVE SH FOR THE PC OR ON A EMULATOR FOR THE PC PLEASE STREAM IT I LOVE WATCHING OTHERS PLAY
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Coffinlimbs Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
m.youtube.com/watch?v=H5dymebR… toad went to tumblr 
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Omg I love the pyramid head model you got under your art!!!
where did u find it? I want to add that too
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thanks for faving my Merzbow stamp :3
cool to know of the existence of another furry who likes merzbow Llama Emoji-48 (I'm Cool with Mah Sunglasses) [V2] ...
what's your favourite album by him?
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:)
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Hey there, thanks a bunch for the fave! :love:
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"Sure, why not?" huh? :P
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/screaminh cause I found someone with my old webcam
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I do not thank you for the llama.

I shoot you instead!
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Bro your art is AWESOME 
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Nice uh... Webcam. Lol
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